Clownish-Wit : Art that wins Hearts

We all know the effectiveness of good sense of humour and that it helps making conversation better and it also adds to the impression of our personality, I recently found an abbreviation to this tool which I termed as clownish-wit. may be a combo of good sense of humour and sarcasm. It enables you have your hold on some stressful situation and it has capability to bring smiles on people face. I know I am not a joker to entertain others attitude but this won’t present you as a mere clown but a witty; people will love this flavor of your character and so do you.

          This may work as an effective weapon for you but as all other weapon it may also cause you some fatal harm. If handled casually.                                                                                          
Some time back I was teaching in a coaching at Nainital and there was a student who used to came late every day that obviously was the reason of my irritation, I asked her to change, I scolded her, made some sarcastic comments and even refused her to get in but all in vain, she never paid any heed on whatever I had tried to make her to be on time. One fine day when I was in happiest of my moods and was taking class, she interrupted me with, may I come in sir? Her insolence caused stress in my jaw muscle again but it was of my mood that she seemed me an atrocious kid and an innocent being, “Hey I am sorry that I start the class early every day” I ended up saying this in a pampering tone fully smiling. “Sorry Sir” she replied in more innocent tone which molt my heart even more and I made her sit in the first row that day. To my surprise she was well before time next day. Another day came with the same surprise; believe it she never came late then.

            This incident hit my mind, I pondered and pondered a lot and drew a conclusion that it had something to do with my behavior on that particular day. I was almost sure but wanted to test it and know more facts regarding it's real impact and side-effects. Once when I entered an over populated restro and placed myself on a single-tabled chair, I had just got the hold of menu card and I heard my co-customer cursing the waiter for the delay in the service in an agitated tone and the waiter who was also looking in the same state of mind and was trying to pass the bucks onto the peak-hour rush. I got afraid sensing the agony of wait to follow meanwhile the same waiter came to attend me, still agitated. I thought of testing the tool and said “should I order dinner as well?” pretending to be worried. “As you wish sir.” he replied totally confused. “Actually I wish for lunch only but its peak-hour, you know na?” I asked naughtily and it worked; a genuine smile took over the signs of irritation on his face and I smiled back to see it working. Don’t worry sir. He assured me and my lunch was on my table earlier than the normal time.

Go and Crack It : Tips for IBPS exam

As banking industries is on song providing a promising career and the aspirants are trying hard to secure their name in the merit list, here I have come up with some points you should take care while preparing or giving the exam, hoping that it will help you to get through with the opportunities…….

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  The Pattern

The will test you on your aptitude on math, reasoning, English, general awareness and computer knowledge.

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Math :- syllabus consists of simplification, and some of the topics upto 10^th standard i.e. multiplication, division, addition, subtraction, square/cubes and their roots, number series, average, profit & loss, work & time, speed distance & time, ratio & proportion, menstruation (quadrilaterals and circle) mainly and exceptionally some of the question from probability or permutation & combination.

My advice:- don’t prepare them topic wise but the variety of questions that has been used in previous exams. One should focus on short trick and logical approach as the real fight is for time. As per my experience of 2 and half years of teaching the same I can assure you anyone can achieve the speed of 30 minutes for 45-50 question, even if you haven’t studied math post metric.

While Celebrating the Freedom

I am a proud Indian and celebrating my freedom not only on this date (15 Aug) but also every single day or say each of the seconds. Now it’s been 65 years we have been living independently, and the growth of our country is also been phenomenal. We are proud people of this growing nation. I hereby congratulate you all a very happy independence day reading this or doing whatever.

Now let’s analyze the journey of our nation from the very first day of its freedom, despite many ups and downs we have done reasonable, say it in the field of science, art, culture, sports, entertainment, education, health, women/children empowerment, employment, economy, industries or say whatever. Though I agree that the situation is still vulnerable, we should have done much better yet we have done a pretty good job as a long distance have been covered already towards the tag of a developed nation.

Now let’s seek a definition of freedom?

The most awesome Relation!

You remember once in your childhood you had injured yourself and you had smartly covered all your wounds under your shirt, fearing lest your parents should come to know? You were almost successful but a person came to know somehow and told your parents than you had to visit the doctor and got cured… who was the person? Couldn’t find out, OK! catch some more hints…. Who was the first member of your family to know that you smoke? The only person who know all about your crushes and affairs? The person who completed all your assignments including home-work and class-work for chocolates? That person sometimes blackmailed you and made you scarify your pocket-money; some often served you dinner in your room when you were in no condition facing your parents as you were drunk? She devotedly accumulates all your secrets and uses them when she wants you to do something for her? Even I have reveled, the gender now? I know you have got it can’t be any other your Sister.

Be Responsible and Be Cool But don't Break Rules

I know…. you all have a set of desires; most common are to acquire name, fame and money, I am sure not all want to acquire knowledge. You want to hold a position without giving a damn about hard-work as there are many shortcuts. Thinking about right or wrong is a total waste of time; as you believe only fools think this way. You want entertain all rights, reserved for you, but don’t wanna give a fuck about responsibilities because it’s totally an absurd idea, why should you slog your asses when no one else in the country gives a damn about duties. Rules are meant to be broken, see there is no need wearing a helmet, traffic police will be happy letting you go and to earn 50 rupees, after all you are young and own a flauntable face, mitigation of some rules or bit of support to corruption is affordable… you surely wants to make own life heavenly, others may live in hell. All of you want to have good social circle good friends, life partners and relatives etc. but on your own conditions after-all, you have a huge ego that has to be satisfied at any cost. You want to have a fantastic physic but you know how difficult it is working out and following the diet routine is yukkk…you drink like a fish and sometimes you also do drugs for fun and that time you don’t care about anything or anyone, this is the time when you are lost of your mind and nobody should expect you any kind of decency and if someone does and experience any kind of disgust, you are not responsible for it. You want others to accept you with all your flaws but you can not tolerate even a nominal flaw in anyone, you want everyone and everything perfect but when they do the same you argue that how come someone be perfect??